Comedy writer, University of Michigan graduate, Ann Arbor native, born again laxer, loved by few, frowned upon by many.Tumblr (3.0; @patstansik)http://patstansik.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/18156823364/tumblr_lzvfctRUPg1qcownp&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/>http://patstansik.com/post/18156823364http://patstansik.com/post/18156823364Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:14:00 -0500musicspose<iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/bf1f1d00b6" width="400" height="250" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>So many references, so little time. </p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/18134419007/clip-cup-3-0-with-chris-hardwick-joined-by-chris" target="_blank">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/zIY46y%20" target="_blank">Clip Cup 3.0 with Chris Hardwick</a></strong></p> <p>Joined by Chris Hardwick, Clip Cup hosts the first ever clip award show: the Clippity Clappitys!</p> </blockquote>http://patstansik.com/post/18153190916http://patstansik.com/post/18153190916Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:17:51 -0500funny or dieclip cup<p>Every sketch I’ve made is something that I put a lot of time into & I’m proud of. The other videos are more for pure entertainment, but I still enjoy making & watching them. </p> <p>It is tempting, but I try to focus on making videos that take a concept I find interesting and explore the humor in it. </p>http://patstansik.com/post/18147724960http://patstansik.com/post/18147724960Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:43:00 -0500video<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztu38sAJ41qcownpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Someone just sent me this picture from our (men’s lacrosse) Mock Rock performance last year.</p> <p>Mock Rock is still one of the coolest things I’ve ever done. Hopefully I can host it someday.</p>http://patstansik.com/post/18111308995http://patstansik.com/post/18111308995Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:37:00 -0500university of michiganumichmock rockmichigan lacrossegrease<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztq28ddNc1qcownpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://patstansik.com/post/18105792454http://patstansik.com/post/18105792454Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:10:00 -0500videocontent<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztd1qK8OQ1qcownpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I love when I catch people tweeting from their parody account when they mean to tweet from their regular account. </p>http://patstansik.com/post/18088201856http://patstansik.com/post/18088201856Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:29:50 -0500twitterfailyour friend from high school<p>I’d definitely smash. </p>http://patstansik.com/post/18057344368http://patstansik.com/post/18057344368Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:19:00 -0500total dreammakerkatherine mcpheegirls<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrw3kQk7m1qcownpo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://patstansik.com/post/18047105847http://patstansik.com/post/18047105847Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:26:08 -0500facebookipod<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/18039182811/tumblr_lzrqluoVXQ1qcownp&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/>http://patstansik.com/post/18039182811http://patstansik.com/post/18039182811Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:27:00 -0500musicmacklemoreryan lewis<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/I6w70iU8lKM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://patstansik.com/post/18024569287http://patstansik.com/post/18024569287Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:33:25 -0500jared freidbrobibleavnporninterview<p>Lunch. There’s less pressure, and if things don’t work out you can find a different date for dinner. </p>http://patstansik.com/post/18018958149http://patstansik.com/post/18018958149Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:35:00 -0500girlsdatingfood<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17993527531/tumblr_lzq6ldX2KM1qcownp&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/>http://patstansik.com/post/17993527531http://patstansik.com/post/17993527531Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:17:00 -0500B.o.Bmusic<p>Given your use of punctuation, you’re probably correct in that assumption. </p>http://patstansik.com/post/17991079400http://patstansik.com/post/17991079400Mon, 20 Feb 2012 22:35:00 -0500punctuation<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq1x3ZzG21qcownpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://patstansik.com/post/17987363448http://patstansik.com/post/17987363448Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:36:39 -0500total pat movetpmumichuniversity of michigan<p><img height="285" src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsxn8l2XwT1qegpu5o1_500.jpg" width="500"/></p>http://patstansik.com/post/17984149543http://patstansik.com/post/17984149543Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:44:00 -0500quotethe officewayne gretzky<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpxwbCKYM1qcownpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I will never love <span>anything as much as my dog loves retrieving a tennis ball. </span></p>http://patstansik.com/post/17981985976http://patstansik.com/post/17981985976Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:09:47 -0500dogsann arborthe arb<p><img height="282" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly3vmswXAz1r3zat8.gif" width="295"/></p>http://patstansik.com/post/17948934849http://patstansik.com/post/17948934849Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:54:00 -0500girlsjustin timberlake<p><span>“I love being alone. I don’t need other people to have fun.” -Me, as I check my phone every three minutes to see if anyone has texted me</span></p>http://patstansik.com/post/17933893889http://patstansik.com/post/17933893889Mon, 20 Feb 2012 01:11:19 -0500twitterindependencefriendsphone<p>Let’s try an experiment:</p> <p>1) I answer “18 years old.” What is your reaction? Do you think it’s weird that I would consider hooking up with an 18 year old girl when I’m a lot older than her? OK. I figured you would think that, you judgmental person.</p> <p>2) Now I’m going to tell you that Kate Upton is 19 years old. Not so weird now, is it?  </p>http://patstansik.com/post/17932718531http://patstansik.com/post/17932718531Mon, 20 Feb 2012 00:46:00 -0500agegirlskate uptonage is just a numberand statutory rape is just a crime<p><img height="152" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldp0kaD5Tw1qzsln6.gif" width="360"/></p>http://patstansik.com/post/17930002821http://patstansik.com/post/17930002821Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:53:00 -0500girlssex