Pat Stansik

Comedy writer, University of Michigan graduate, Ann Arbor native, born again laxer, loved by few, frowned upon by many.

Q
What moves fastest: a) Tectonic Plates b) The line at Rick's c) The line for Obama tickets
from:Anonymous
A

A, final answer. 

It’s nice to meet a world leader that has bigger ears than me.
— President Obama, in Disney, on meeting Mickey Mouse

(Source: twitter.com, via inothernews)

Funniest man on Twitter.  

Funniest man on Twitter.  

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: President Obama roasts Donald Trump and burns the birther movement at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Below: Host Seth Meyers does more of the same.

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Earlier: The President’s Speech.

If the term “GDI” wasn’t mainstream before, it is now.  From BroBible.  

If the term “GDI” wasn’t mainstream before, it is now.  From BroBible.